If your family picks strawberries...

If your family picks stawberries,

you'll eat a ton.

When you eat a ton of strawberries and there are still so many left

you'll make stawberry freezer jam.

When you mash up the strawberries for freezer jam you realize,

you'll need pectin to go with it.

When you go to buy pectin and come back home to finish the jam

you'll need a stool to keep standing at that late hour.

When you're finally done with the jam

you'll realize it really should be spread on homemade rolls.

When you think about making homemade rolls

you'll need to go to bed because that's crazy.

When you wake up the next morning,

you'll remember that you want to make homemade rolls.

When you make rolls your feet remind you that they worked too hard the day before so,

you'll need that stool again.

When you sit on the stool making rolls with 2 little helpers,

you'll wish your rolls were normally shaped.

When you sit down to eat your abnormally shaped rolls,

you'll realize it's dinner time.

When you elict the help of oldest daughter to make dinner,

you'll get a really crazy kitchen.

When dinner, rolls, and jam are made,

THEN you'll sit down to eat.

YUM!

(By the way, if this makes no sense to you, grab a kid and read If You Gave a Mouse A Cookie.)

Comments

[Carol]

1.

Absolutely hilarious!

If you paint a wall in your laundry room......

[Heather Johnson]

2.

this is the story of a mommy's life! I love it!